"Nobody touches my stapler"
The Stapler is a throwing item that can be purchased in Paper Toss 2.0 for 1500 paper points. It is the second most efficient throwing object for earning points in the game, only behind the Eight Ball. It does not break with contact and is very heavy and hardly gets affected by the fan. The Stapler can also fit through small targets such the coffee mugs in the Boss and Cubicle modes.
- I Haven't Seen Your Stapler... Make 250 shots with the Stapler
- Stapling it to the Man... Hit the Boss with a Stapler